you knew everything,

here's a refresher course...


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The liquid inside young coconuts

can be used as a substitute for

blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times.

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.

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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

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The king of hearts is the only king

without a mustache.

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987

by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

dead skin.
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company

died of lung cancer.

So did the  first "MarlboroMan."

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Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

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Pearls melt in vinegar.

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The three most valuable brand names on earth: 

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush

be kept at least six (6) feet away from

a toilet to avoid airborne particles

resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush

in the living room now!)

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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president

whose name contains all  the letters

from the word "criminal."

The second ?

William Jefferson Clinton
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that;

don't YOU?)

Now you know  everything

there is to know.  

Of importance, that is !!!