UNION CATHOUSE
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. 
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do! the girls get?"
The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."

FROM THE SOVIET UNION, SOME GOOD OLD RADIO YEREVAN JOKES
Q: Is there a difference between capitalism and communism?
A: In principle, yes. In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism, it's the reverse.
Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union the same as there is the USA?
A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the Washington Monument in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. In the Soviet Union, you can stand in the Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished.
Q: Is it true that the poet Vladimir Mayakovsky committed suicide?
A: Yes, it is true, and even the record of his very last words is preserved: "Don't shoot, comrades."
Q: Why is there no flour in the market?
A: Because they began adding it to the bread.
Q: Is it true that in the Soviet Union people do not need stereophonic equipment?
A: In principle, yes. One hears exactly the same thing from all sides.
Q: Is it true that conditions in our labor camps are excellent?
A: In principle, yes. Five years ago one of our listeners was not convinced of this, so he was sent to investigate. He seems to have liked it so much that he hasn't returned yet.
Q: Under communism will we still have money?
A: No, none of that either.
Q: Could an atomic bomb destroy our beloved town, Yerevan, with its splendid buildings and beautiful gardens ?
A: In principle, yes. But Moscow is by far a more beautiful city.
Q: What is chaos?
A: We do not comment on national economics.
Q: What is cosmopolitan?
A: Cosmonaut's deputy in political affairs.
Q: What is the difference between erotica and porno?
A: The sharpness of camera focussing.
Q: Can a woman remain virgin after three marriages?
A: Yes, if the first husband was French, the second one is Armenian, and the third one is Soviet academician.
Q: What a woman can make from nothing?
A: A stylish haircut, a salad, and a tragedy.
Q: Can a man have a hundred women a night?
A: Yes he can, if it is a polar night.
Q: What is "Russian business"?
A: To steal a crate of vodka, sell it, and then drink the money.
Q: Who were the first people?
A: It is well known that a man descended from an ape. Therefore we have to admit that the first people were: Aron Gutan, a Jew, Chimpanidze, a Georgian, and Gavrilla, a Russian.
Q: Why do women work so much on their appearance, but so little on their intellect?
A: Because there are less blind men than there are silly ones.
Q: Is it true that Tchaikovsky was homosexual?
A: Yes, but we love him not only for this.