An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back ?"
"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody
whose dick is on his face."

WARNING The Alaska Department of Fish and Game, recently issued this bulletin:
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska
Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take
extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. "We advise
outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle
bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper
spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to
watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the
difference between black bear and grizzly bear manure: Black bear manure is
smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear manure has
little bells in it and smells like pepper."